What Can I Do With It?

I was visiting this site — http://www.redriderleglamps.com (Don’t even ask how I got here. lol) Of course, my thought was “If all the leg lamps face the same direction, then what do they do with all those leftover shoes?”

Hmm… the things I think.

Anyway, that got me to thinking about this episode of Oprah I saw a few years ago where she gave away one left shoe to every one as they were coming into the auditorium. Once they all got in there, she said “Why’d you take the shoe?”

Actually, you may think it’s kind of ridiculous, but some of the people actually had reasons. Here were some of them…
1. I have a dog. He’d like it as a toy.
2. A keepsake from the show.
3. To fluff pillows in the dryer.

The answers weren’t as weird as you might think.

Anyway, to appease my curiousity, please, pretty please tell me what would YOU do with a bunch of mismatched shoes?